We had a great visit with family this past weekend. Cucoo even took time off from his busy schedule to go with us. Unfortunately for Cucoo, he didn’t have such a great time.
Cucoo’s troubles all started when he was kidnapped right out of his motel room. We found a note on the bed under a video camera that said, “If you want to see Cucoo again, follow the instructions on the video tape.”
After we figured out how to turn on someone else’s video camera, Cucoo appeared very stiff and scared looking, on the film…and was standing very still. The kidnapper’s voice said that Cucoo was being held for ransom and, in order to get Cucoo safely back we had to meet their demands. The voice demanded that we meet them at Applebee’s Restaurant at precisely 3 o’clock SHARP & BUY their dinner.
Then suddenly on the tape the scene changed and, Cucoo was now tied up, by what looked like a cell phone charger cord…and was being dangled over a toilet bowl full of water. The Cucoo-napper was saying, that if his demands were not met, that Cucoo would meet an untimely demise. Then the toilet was flushed for effect…
Of course Cucoo was rescued and we all chipped in to send Cucoo on a special four-hour tour…and he’s really excited about going. He will be leaving tomorrow and we will all be there for his send-off...It's the least we can do after the ordeal he went through this past weekend.