Saturday, April 28, 2007

I couldn't resist this one....


WATCH FOR THIS SCAM
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I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Marts, but this is how I became a victim of this scam:
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Two seriously good looking well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex with their highly defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs.
It's impossible not to look. When you offer them a tip, they say "NO" and instead ask you for a ride to another store.
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You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!
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While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!!
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I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

14 comments:

Cheyenne said...

Well, I am going to just rish right over to my Wal*Mart store!

Cheyenne said...

Sorry, that "rush" not rish.

jellyhead said...

I'd be sure to be taken in by this one! ;-)

Kerri said...

Goodness, you'd better take Jimmy with you to protect you next time. Or better still, take me! :)

PEA said...

Well darm ot, if you're keeping them so busy, how the heck do you think they'll have time to try stealing MY purse????? hehe xoxo

PEA said...

"darn it"....see, you had me all excited with that post! ROFL

Susie said...

We've had reports of lots of purse snatchings around here and this certainly explains it!!
xo

Rachel said...

I think you better watch out being at Walmart so much Sandy! Jimmy may change the locks the next time you leave!! :)

TUFFENUF said...

Funny, so funny! You must be out looking all over for those cowboys!

Peter said...

About time you gals had your turn Sandy, there's been lots of young gals doin' this to us poor guys too.

Val said...

Yee har! Let's round up some of those Wal Mart cowboys!

Ava said...

Where is the nearest Wal Mart??? I'm going!!!!!

susan said...

Love your jokes! Thanks for the warning, I have to go to Walmart today!

wazza said...

Gidday Sandy,
Gosh darn did you have to publish the story about me and my pardner. Looks like we may have to go over to Target to operate in future 'cos we can't cope with the increase in trade, thanks to your blog.