I can't even boil water without burning it

I can't believe that I did it again, sigh...
What could we do but laugh?  Every time I try to impress someone it happens and it's so embarrassing.  I can't even boil water without burning it...I was just trying to make them a cup of tea.  I'm still laughing about it, what else can I do?  You should have seen me trying to remove the hot sauce pan from the burner: it was stuck, glued to the burner.  I was finally able to remove it and this time there was no mess to clean up, like when I exploded the brand new crock pot that Ron gave me...now that was a  REAL MESS!
Now do you understand why Jimmy takes me out to eat all the time?  (wink,wink)  Ron say's I'm a disaster in the kitchen.