Thursday, January 05, 2006

Popsicle Jokes

I love popsicles!
And now they come with jokes. All of you who have children or grandchildren have most likely seen them. I've collected 79 different popsicle jokes so far. So that I won't get in trouble with the Popsicle Company I'm just going to list a few of my favorites......and you'll just have to go out and buy some of your own to read.


JOKES
1. What subject did the witch pass in school?
2. What has spots and rides on a fire truck?
3. Why were the refrigerator foods afraid?
4. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
5. What do Cobras study in college?
6. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?
7. Why did the annoying exterminator lose his job?
8. How do you fix a broken chimp?
9. What's the hardest thing about skydiving?
10. What do you give a snake with allergies?


ANSWERS
1. Spelling
2. A fireman with measles
3. The milk went bad and turned rotten
4. A nightmare
5. Hiss-tory
6. It had a slipped disc
7. He bugged his boss
8. With a monkey wrench
9. The ground
10. Anti-hiss-tamines

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You dedicated an entire page to tell about popsicles?¿? HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

these are lame is this wat u do with ur time..thats sad.

Anonymous said...

I also love popsicle stick jokes and I am 27. They are a great thing!! I am happy I found someone else who enjoys my love for them. Here is my all time favorite.
What do you call a flying skunk?

a smellicopter!

Anonymous said...

ahhhhh over the summer my friends and i started to get an obsession with popsicle jokes, we cant get enoughh and we have so many sticks saved in our rooms. haha

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know of a list where I can find all of the jokes?

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

No list that I know of, but you can just eat more popsicles and make your own list.