Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hmmm...is this a hint?

I sent my cousin, in California, a recent picture of myself and along with the thank you and how I resembled another cousin of mine...she sent me a second email, this morning, which consisted of the jokes below. Is she hinting at something? That maybe I might be too fat and need to go on a, I almost hate to say this bad word...diet?







I know, cousin Arlene, that it was just a coinsidence...After all, I'm not that touchy about my EXTRA pounds. I'm striving to be more "grandmothery" looking...not some sex goddess...although that wouldn't be to bad either.

Hmmm...Sandy the sex goddess...I could get used to that and I think Jimmy wouldn't mind that either.

19 comments:

MrsGreenThumb said...

My girlfriend has two sayings, if you eat from someone else's plate, the calories don't count. If you eat over the sink, it doesn't count either. There are all sorts of ways we delude ourselves about how much we're eating and exercising. It's really annoying to get older and not be able to "indulge" yourself. :)

Kerri said...

Sandy, thanks for the chuckles this morning. I laughed especially at the last one...but maybe it's not funny??? :)
I'm sure Jimmy loves you just the way you are :) But Sandy the sex goddess does kind of roll off the tongue....... :)
We finally have our sunshine back this morning, after 6 days of gloomy skies and intermittent rain. Hooray!

susan said...

Great jokes, thanks! If you were Sandy the Sex Goddess would you would have to trade in your 3-wheeler? Grandmas are supposed to be cuddly, right!

Sue said...

Cute jokes! I think Kerri's right in that Jimmy obviously loves you just the way you are!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

I hate diets. It makes you want to eat more.
Thanks for the sympathy and thanks too for your happy greetings. My SIL fought breast cancer for 5 years and she won it but she had what they call the remission but not with breast cancer. This time it was leukemia. My sister-in-law was finally put to rest. Cremation took place on the 26th. It was a very painful moment for all of us as she was loved by the family. However, when one loves someone, she/he must also learn how to let go.
I would also like to thank you for the happy greetings for my new grandson.

Jon Cox said...

Wonderful post! I love the comics. The title "Sandy the sex goddess" makes me smile! :oD hank you so much for stopping by, I'm very glad you enjoy my work, thank you so much! :o)

Tammy said...

*VBS* Miz Sandy!!!
these were cute!!
:-D

Ava said...

If you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry, it counts as a salad ... that HAS to be my favorite one!!!

And heck ... we're all sex goddesses!!!!!

jellyhead said...

I love those cartoons. I think almost every woman struggles with her weight at one time or another, so we can all relate.

One of my friends swears that 'if you break it, the calories all fall out'. Works well for chocolate! (which as you know is a weakness of mine!)

somershade said...

I like the crouton one. my kinda salad
love you too!

PEA said...

Lol love all the cartoons...why is it all the good stuff has so many calories???? Sigh!!

Pope Benedict XVI said...

I'll make sure she gets another couple days in purgatory for that.

Tomas Dennis said...

We took off yesterday and got us a outbuilding for our garden equipment and tools. While there in Paducah we each had a Jack Daniels Flat Iron steak and I had a cheese cake covered with strawberries. I can't seem to lose any weight and I wonder why those foreign countries hate us so much.

Franny said...

I am experiencing a little 'weight' crisis...it used to be so easy to drop a few, but these few years...ugh!
Oh, and sex goddess is a state of mind, not a measurement!!!

Alice said...

Great jokes. I wonder how many calories are burned up by laughing? Do you any more jokes - lots more jokes?? I need them!

Rachel said...

A sex goddess? Everyone would be following that motorcycle then!! Teehee. Then Jimmy might NOT like it!!

Cute jokes Sandy. You look just fine!!

Peter said...

If I read it correctly Sandy, Jimmy already looks at you as his sex goddess.

LoriSchuster said...

Cousin Arlene doesn't seem to have a very good sense of timing.

Granny said...

We all know birthday cake has no calories, right?

Great cartoons.