Thursday, August 10, 2006

Installing Love


Technical Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you.

14 comments:

Granny said...

Neat. I'm emailing it to one of my friends who love to post things like this.

Images by Barbara Ann said...

Wow! Such wisdom and so cleaver; installing Love seems so simple using the instructions you have given. So many of us fail; I do believe if one will follow the guidance of the Tech Support one is sure to succeed.

I will check in from time to time. I really have enjoyed your blog.

Barbara Ann

Tammy said...

I LOVED THIS!!!
Wonderful!!!
Here is some cool modules right back at ya!!!
((((hugs))))

Ava said...

That was wonderful! Loved it!!!

Sue said...

Sandy,
This was such fun to read and so many truths embedded in it!
Thanks for sharing!!!

doubleknot said...

We should all follow those instructions. Some of us are slower then others but hopefully we will get there. The forgiveness I have but the self esteem still seems to escape me - working on it.

LZ Blogger said...

Sandy ~ Sometimes we all just need to do "RE-BOOT" and start over from scratch again! In a software program it's called bugs, (or bad programming) in life, it's called SIN! Thanks for the words of wisdom, done in this CUTE way! ~ jb///

bornfool said...

great lesson there, Sandy.

Rachel said...

Wow, that was great Sandy!! I had never seen this before. Very nice!!!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I want to thank all of you for your nice comments.

I thought "Installing Love" had a wonderful message and I wanted to share it with all of you.
It was sent to me by my granddaughter Sarah this morning, and I of course eliminated the last part that said to send it to 10 people in 10 minutes or such & such will happen to you.

Tanya said...

Love it!!! Very clever.

Tina said...

Wonderful message.

somershade said...

We must have been on the same page on the tenth.I wrote the same thing on my blog that day.
But not as clever,great post mom.

Da Gal said...

Thank you Sandy. I am emailing that to myself at work - where I tend to have a harder time staying positive and being nice. Thank you so much for sharing this.