Wednesday, August 16, 2006

It's me here...

Can you see me? I've been pretty busy catching up on reading all of your blogs and I think I'm caught up. WHEW!

I just wanted to pop in to say, "Hi" and to tell you that I'll be back to posting as soon as Blogger starts treating me nice. I had a heck of a time signing in tonight...Blogger omitted my, 'sign in' button and how can you sign in without a button to click on.

Well, after some delicate manuevering I managed to come in through the back door and I don't think Blogger knows I'm here yet.

I want to thank all of you for all those wonderful suggestions on what to do with the Kutzu vine. I found out that you can make wonderful chairs and weave it into baskets, sheep like to eat it, you can make a salad with it and have your own lifetime supply of it, it makes an excellent ground cover and you can play hide n seek in it and nobody will ever be able to find you. *LOL*

Getting back to Blogger and the feeling I got, of not being in charge tonight, reminded me of a joke. The joke goes like this:
(Warning! Warning! There's a bad word at the end). This warning isn't part of the joke...there really is a bad word, or almost a bad word at the end.

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The “a**hole” is usually in charge.

9 comments:

Val said...

Huh, my blogger sign in page "forgot" to put in my login details for the first time just before. Is the whole system about to crash??

Love the joke!

Tammy said...

LMBO...that's Blogger for ya...large and in charge!
I no longer have the box that you can check to keep this as new...so now I have to sign in Every Time!!!
but they are the boss...glad to see you found a back way in!!
:-D

Merle said...

Hello Sandy ~~ It seems Blogger is giving us all grief, but what can we do.
That's a good joke, I saw it on a poster somewhere. Thank you so much for your kind words in my comments. I try not to repeat or at least not for a good while.
You are doing well with your riding, it
must be hard to teach anyone to ride and to learn. Not like in a car together.
Take care my friend, Love, Merle.

Peter said...

How very true Sandy.

Sue said...

Great joke Sandy!
I went to sign in to blogger and it had someone's elses e-mail address in the sign in box for me!!
(You may need to give us all hints on the back door you scooted in) LOL

somershade said...

That is a cute picture of you and the gang.Cool learning about Kutzu and all it's posibilities.

Ava said...

That's very funny!!!!

PEA said...

Blogger has been having quite a few "hiccups" lately and you never know what grief it will cause you from one day to another!! Sheesh!! Love the joke!! LOL

Kerri said...

How nice to see you there, with your smiley face :)
Love the joke...very funny :)
You may have to teach us all your back door trick.
I think maybe we're lucky not to have kudzu up here. We have plenty of burdocks though, and are they a menace!!!