Sunday, May 25, 2008

Getting ready for the holiday


Jybow's job is to make sure that the
hammock is comfortable
and,
free of any bird poop.

I think she's sleeping on the job.



Last, but not least
are the windows...
and YES! he does windows too.

*


I'll leave you with a little humor.

Retired (and making it fun)



Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting.


Well, for example, the other day Jimmy and I went
into town and went into a shop. We were only in there
for about 5 minutes. When we came
out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.


We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break?'


He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.


So Jimmy called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.


This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.


Personally, we didn't care. We came into town
by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
retired. It's
important at our age
***I take no credit for writing the above joke, except for the insertion of the name Jimmy where Mary used to be.




5 comments:

doubleknot said...

Oh, I wish I could borrow him to do my windows.
Jybow looks like she is enjoying herself - which we should all be doing today.

Cliff said...

Good one. I'll have to try that.

Tomas Dennis said...

My luck is that he would tie my hands together and walk me to the police department.

Kerri said...

Jybow is such a good helper :)
I'll have to send Ross to Jimmy for some instruction on window cleaning :)
Ross wants me to tell you that he loved your joke. He read it first and sent me over. Thanks for a good laugh this morning. We loved it :)

JunieRose2005 said...

Sandy!


:) Yes! I loved the joke too!

Also My 2 cats rule our place about like your Jybow does yours! :)

Can I borrow your Jimmy to do my windows? My husband doesn't know how to do that job!

Hope you're having a great day!



Junie