Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Analyze this.....

Last night I had another weird dream. The story started out quite normal with me driving home in some kind of large heavy machinery of some sort. Some kind of front end loader pickup truck as far as I could tell.

As I drove into the driveway of a farm, my farm, my mother-in-law was sitting next to me as I began to unload the groceries. My mother-in-law was my step-mom Chum. We both used our feet to shove out a package onto the ground and gathered up the rest of the groceries when she noticed that the large package, that we had pushed out, had gotten a tear in it as it fell over to the side. She said that we had to put it up somewhere because it would get wet if it rained, and get ruined. The package was so large that we couldn't budge it, so we called for Jimmy and he came out and helped us carry it over into the barn. The package was a GIANT SIZED package of toilet tissue and why we needed 2,000 rolls of TT is beyond me.

As he was helping us put the toilet tissue into an old wooden barn he told us that my cat, Princess Pinky aka Fart Head, just had her babies. The babies he said were all in the house, in a bowl, so off we all ran to see the new babies. I was a bit puzzled as to why the cats babies were in a bowl and Jimmy told me just to come on and see.

When we got inside there were several small children under the age of 3 yrs. running around. They were so excited about showing us the new babies that they tipped over the bowl, which had a small amount of water in the bottom, and out slithered all the cats babies. We all rushed to gather all of the little colorful gummy worm babies, being very careful not to injure any of them, because you know how gummy worms can tear apart so easily.

Then I woke up.

4 comments:

Cheyenne said...

Well all I can say is that was some dream. I dream very little and only remember snips here and there, nothing that I can put into a story. But I loved reading yours and sometimes I wish I did dream like that. So since I rarely dream I am afraid I cannot analyze yours.

tomlaureld@yahoo.com said...

I have not had any dreams lately. But I do dream that way with lots of information that sometimes makes sense after a little thought and sometimes not. It is nice that you can remember most of it.

... Paige said...

And you can’t figure this out? Let me splain

You trusted you MiL and you are doubting your own knowledge and wisdom. The TP and the bowl go together- toilet bowl, a little puddle of water in the bowl- the babies all under 3 and the worms = you are afraid that some, one of your grandbabies of a neighbor kid has worms and you don’t want to acknowledge the symptoms cause you are doubting yourself.
OR
Maybe you shouldn’t be eating such a big bowl of ice cream just before bed.

Sandy Hatcher-Wallace said...

Paige...You are SO FUNNY. I was trying to analyze my own dream and here's what I came up with. Maybe I am afraid that my cat's big belly is full of worms and not kittens, although she has been wormed.

You might be right about my late night eating but it was a bagel with cream cheese, bing cherries and a peach...that might have been the cause of my dream.