Mama Bear of the Four Bears in the Woods, sent me this advise and being as I'm from Kentucky, I thought I'd share it with you, just so you know and are fore-warned...
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN KENTUCKY
Two KY hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no.
'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of dat dere 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.'
7 comments:
That was TOO TOO funny! Thanks for making me laugh today!
Sandy!!! Darn it woman, that almost made ME choke on the peanuts I'm eating!! LOL Gosh that was funny!! xox
Well, that was my first LOL laugh of the day today, and it's already nearly 3 p.m. Funny funny funny!
That was so funny, Sandy. Glad I stopped by for a good laugh.
I love it!! Thanks Sandy
Hilarious! Like everyone else, I had a really good laugh at this one. Thanks Sandy :)
LOL, I am glad I was not eating or drinking anything. Hilarious!
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